top 10 things I'm not so sure about in Israel

10.the heat can probably fry your brain inside your head
9.everyone is opinionated
8.people don't wait in lines - everybody rushes up to the front
7.uzzi's in the open
6.security at all entrances
5.everyone drives everywhere
4.I don't think they have urban planners here...
3.there's a lot of b.o.
2.no one can stay in one lane of traffic
1.everything is really literal - fuck subtlety

Top 10 things I like about Israel

10.the place is full of slow walkers
9.lunch at 3pm
8.everyday is a white party in a desert
7.pink boganvillias
6.it's actually pretty darn multi-cultural
5.the coke has real sugar in it
4.the antiques here are really OLD
3.delicious salads - even for breakfast
2.the people are so warm they're hot
1.are you kidding? the mediterranean!